Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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