sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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