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  I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.

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• David Palmer FTW!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:20pm

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• So freaking awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:35pm

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• Progressive fucking sucks. Don't ever get their insurance

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:26pm

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• This is funny to the ones that have tripped on ambien..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:56pm

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• Man...I love dreams like that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:21pm

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• This is sooooo fuggin fake!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:37am

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• I agree, progressive sucks. They cost too much and and flo is ugly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:57pm

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• Nahh, they'd have the eTrade baby for sure

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:03am

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• wow i had the same dream

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:54pm

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• how the fuck did some people not find this hilarious? who gives a shit if its fake, its amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:10pm

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• You probably don't take ambien considering that you can't spell it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:53pm

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• They would make a good neighbor...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:05am

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• All you people who cry "fake" at every text need to fucking DIE. It's tfln it's NOT THAT SERIOUS! And this shits funny anyway

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:51pm

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• Flo is stupid and a skank

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:27pm

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• 9:23.......I mean SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:43pm

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• that allstate guy is too hot for flo and her bumpit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:39pm

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• That's one heck of a weird dream lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:21pm

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• Fuck Flo, bitch is so annoying, allstate guy would stop at a BJ to keep her trap shut

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:51pm

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• 9:23 hunny? ...the fuck? You're not cool when you say that, and nobody ever has been. Please stopv trying. Thank you. :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:51pm

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• for REAL. Ambien gives you nightmares you know. (obviously)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:34pm

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• Ambian rocks my shit!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:07pm

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• you also need to stop taking it in the face...........in the the face!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:55pm

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• This is fuckin hilarious. Whether it's fake or not is irrelevant, it's a just funny scenario of characters

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:28pm

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• hunny i believe you had this dream because i mean who wouldnt have a dream about them there i mean there on tv ALL the time and they could POSSIBLY be on ur mind constinly i mean i you have a mind like that!! but thats wass pretty funny haa <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:23pm

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• Ah, another Ambien induced Flo in Wonderland dream... How nice.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:13pm

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• not gonna lie, the guy from all state is hot for an older blk guy and so is mac taylor from csi ny who does the other insurance agencys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:44pm

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• this is a really stupid fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:50pm

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• Man the real baby would have MASSIVE lips

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:51pm

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• how about the fact that these r texts n who actually spells shit right when theyre texting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:02pm

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• Flo needs to be socked in the side of the head

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:37am

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• Hot but most likely fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:39pm

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• Neuortin is just as bad! I love it!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:10am

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• Flo is Hoooooooooooooot!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:24pm

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• Yeah right you had that dream.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:57pm

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• 3:29...Shutup cocksucker, shouldn't you be stealing some more of your moms panties so you can sniff em??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:42am

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• actually, you need to learn how to spell.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:33am

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• Hmm I just found out I know the allstate guy's nephew. FYI he's hot too. Allstate guy is hotter tho. His voice is deep as an m-f'er...hmm think I just had a moment...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:57pm

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• Black guy with a white chick making a green lizard??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:59pm

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• The only thing that would make that more amazing would be if the geico gecko started quacking "Aflac!" :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:09pm

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• I'd wear flo out! Hot stuff!!! I bet she's a screamer!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:30pm

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• 5:59 and I r on the same page XD LMFAO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:59pm

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• (904) I LMFAO at this!!! Thanks for making me lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:26pm

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• Haha the dead black president from 24 with some annoying bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:23pm

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• I don't care if some of these are fake or not, but damn, atleast make sure they're funny TFLN! Total trash.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:42pm

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• If I didn't already use progressive, i'd switch there for Flo.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:29pm

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• Oh your god this needs to be a t-shirt -_-

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:05pm

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• fuck holes I bet it's not fake. u probably have just never taken ambien before and don't fuckin know how trippy it is...so shut the fuck up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:29am

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• HAHAAAHAHAA I used to be on Ambien, goooooodddd stufff. If you stay up instead of sleeping when you take it, it makes for fantastic stories from your friends the next morning.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:22am

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• And you need to stop watching so much tv

  Submitted by jltc on Apr 1, 12 at 12:06pm

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• David Palmer would not hook up with her..

  Submitted by carebear20 on Feb 18, 11 at 10:51am

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• LMAO (laughing my ass off---((just in case))

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:26pm

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• agree with the person below me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:11pm

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• Dude I know the allstate guy..he's my freinds dad..oh mann that's weird lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:56pm

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• hehe. I know posted this :D and it is not fake. Her sister just can't spell....lol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:59pm

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• ambien is the sht

  Submitted by dmax06 on Sep 9, 11 at 5:58pm

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• Ambien really does mess with your dreams like that. I had to stop taking it because my dreams where too emotional.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:27pm

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• ambien reduces your dreams so no you never had that dream... bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:59pm

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• Fake. Trying too hard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:42pm

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