My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it glows. i had to have it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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