we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
