All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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