i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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