So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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