:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
