PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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