I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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