do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
They are going to name an STD after you.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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