Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Clearly they have no idea just how strenuous a 45min flight can be...
No, flight attendants just aren't scotch drinkers. They prefer a little Captain in them.
*them.
Its not the flight, its the TSA...You'd have to be drunk to justify what had happened to you when you walked through the scanners.
Rookie mistake. Get shitfaced in the terminal BEFORE the flight and run sloppily to your gate last second. Once the rush of almost missing your flight fades, you'll pass out.
Fill their mouth with your penis.
Doubt it. Like you're the first alcoholic to ever fly on a plane?
Not sure that is going to help with the discomfort, maybe next time you don't try shoving 3 bags of coke up your bum.
So flight school worked out for you then, Captain?
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