How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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