dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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