was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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