Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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