I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
How external is "for external use only"?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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