i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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