at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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