So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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