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  Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.

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• Evidently, HE has very low standards though.

  Submitted by equinoxe on Oct 5, 10 at 11:36am

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• Just as he wants to scream "ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS CAUSE SHE'S EASY"

  Submitted by MeatHead on Oct 5, 10 at 12:29pm

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• Because being materialistic IS better than having low standards.

  Submitted by Brave22 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:16am

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  • Right, better to be a shallow gold digger

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 5, 10 at 12:01pm

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    • But a self-aware shallow gold digger, at least. Could be worse.

      Submitted by paulymath on Oct 5, 10 at 12:43pm

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• Get an education and buy your own shit, skank.

  Submitted by ShortfuckingBus on Oct 5, 10 at 12:00pm

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• Skanktastic

  Submitted by astonmartin on Oct 5, 10 at 11:33am

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• What, the fact that she's bangin' some dude for free shit is more ridiculous than guys dating girls who like to give head, cook breakfast and don't mind being cheated on.

  Submitted by alright367 on Oct 5, 10 at 7:38pm

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• Porsches are boring, hope your life is too, skank.

  Submitted by ThEnder on Oct 5, 10 at 12:15pm

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• Only David Duchovny isn't a douchebag who drives a porsche. I like Californication.

  Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Oct 5, 10 at 11:19am

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• same thing...

  Submitted by bubba70 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:03pm

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• Yeah, much better to let everyone know that you're a shallow cunt than possibly be mistaken for someone who can see inner beauty. Have fun alone or with someone who doesn't love you! Haha!!

  Submitted by Vagmanec on Oct 5, 10 at 9:27pm

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• Being superficial means you have low standards

  Submitted by atlas117 on Mar 25, 12 at 4:15am

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• Just make a t-shirt.

  Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 5, 10 at 10:37pm

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• To Zulu: the cayenne is that g ay Porsche soccer mom car. Perhaps you meant the cayman? Durrrrr

  Submitted by brnfrk78 on Jun 8, 11 at 10:46am

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• Nice work being a 'not so secret' prostitute...

  Submitted by drunksms2u on Oct 5, 10 at 6:41pm

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• :) Story of my life. *high five*

  Submitted by mar363 on Oct 13, 10 at 9:53pm

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• Oh yeah. She's a keeper. As in " keep'er gold digging mitts outta my wallet"

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 7, 10 at 1:55am

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• They are NOT mutually exclusive

  Submitted by kevxster on Oct 5, 10 at 8:07pm

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• been there done that

  Submitted by jizzjizzjizz on Oct 5, 10 at 10:48pm

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• Unless the car is a Cayenne S turbocharged, it's a pile of shit... Sorry porsche lovers!

  Submitted by ZuluPapaSan on Oct 6, 10 at 7:44am

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• If you are really that much hotter than him, passersby will assume he's rich and that you're with him for that reason.

  Submitted by blamblam on Oct 6, 10 at 9:48am

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• I like her.

  Submitted by SALIA on Oct 6, 10 at 8:47am

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• Damn. Took too long posting...

  Submitted by mehmehxxx on Oct 5, 10 at 11:18am

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• firsty. Hope there's a prenup for him lol

  Submitted by mehmehxxx on Oct 5, 10 at 11:15am

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• He'll dump you for a younger model in a few years, don't worry.

  Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 10:24pm

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• First

  Submitted by zachneedg2 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:14am

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