do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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