Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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