i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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