halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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