Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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