Dual....:-)
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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