you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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