the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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