I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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