He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have so many feelings about this burrito
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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