David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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