drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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