rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We need a shit load of segways right now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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