wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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