i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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