one might say we're banned from that church
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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