D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Porn is love you can see.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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