Pappa wants mamma naked
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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