I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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