I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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