Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
