She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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