Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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