ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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