Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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