when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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