i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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