So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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