where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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